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1:腿疼去看医生,检查完医生说:“叫妈妈!……我一脸懵~
  她又说:“叫妈妈!继续懵……
  这时,医生不耐烦的瞪了我一眼,我只好委屈的叫了一声妈妈~内心开始剧烈 怀疑起了身世……
  把医生气乐了:“我是问你脚麻吗!”

2:每次老婆和老公吵架,老婆就跑到厕所呆半天,这样的次数多了,
  老公就不得不问老婆:“在厕所干吗呢?好像还挺解气?”
  老婆说:“刷马桶!”
  老公问:“刷马桶也能解气?”
  老婆说:“不知道,反正每次用的都是你的牙刷!”

3:进餐馆吃饭,听服务员介绍有个套餐叫“九菜一汤”才28块,好实惠哦,我毫不犹豫就点了。
  一分钟不到,对,绝对不到一分钟,“韭菜一汤”就来了…不说了,我…躺会……
  气得我心疼,我的28块呀!
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