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1.小侄女從幼稚園回來後悶悶不樂,問她咋了,她說她們班上新來一個小女孩,一頭黃色小卷毛跟多少天不洗頭不梳頭似的,看著就心裏難受,老師講課都聽不進去,總想過去給她一根一根薅直了…
2.今天跟閨蜜討論第一次,我問她第一次疼麼,她說,疼非常疼。能說具體點麼,她說,那一夜,天冷懶得去廁所找了個啤酒瓶尿尿,結果滑倒了…
3.哥哥總被嫂子罵,說他不幹家務,不會體帖人。早晨他忽然情商高了起來,早早起來準備了早餐,摁住了要起床的嫂子,說要把吃的端到床面前,讓她體會一把被寵的感覺。嫂子頂著雞窩頭,眼角含著眼屎,幸福的趴在床邊凳子上吃完了一大盆麵條,哥哥也沒閑著,偷拍了好幾張發朋友圈炫耀…

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