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笑话三则

笑话三则
      一强盗手拿冲锋枪冲进银行:“打劫,都他妈的给我趴下。”当他看到一个女士的趴下姿势后吼道:“你他妈的趴得文明点,老子只劫财不劫色!”


      一个姓魏的男子问老婆:人家高某人的儿子叫高利贷,我们给孩子取个什么样的有钱的名字呢?老婆一拍大腿回答:我们的孩子更容易取名字,干脆就叫魏生金。


      小王与一个女孩子打牌,事先约定,输一局的话就罚喝一杯水,而且不准上厕所。结果女孩子连输几局,最后皱着眉头说:哎,不来了!把我肚子都搞大了。

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随着一声『财神到』,天上掉下个馅饼砸到你头上,你获得了『财神爷』赠送的2个分
有那么一点好笑,顶一下.........

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有点意思,来顶你一下子

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还可以 谢谢楼主了!!!!

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