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短小精悍的笑话

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短小精悍的笑话

有一天,一个贵妇到高尔夫球场上打球,被蚊子叮了,因为奇痒难忍,便跑去看医生。医生问贵妇:「你在那里被叮了!」贵妇:「大概在第一洞跟第二洞之间!」医生若有所悟的说:「嗯,我想你的双腿一定站得很开吧!」


有一位男士在酒吧看到一位美丽的女子,便股起勇气去搭讪。但是这位男士很紧张,所以讲话结结巴巴的。他说:「小.小.姐,我.我.我姓..姓...吴,能.能.能不能和..你.你聊.聊一聊?」小姐善解人意的回答:「性无能没有关系,也许还有其他的办法可以治好!」

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看过拉,不觉的很搞笑,支持下把,继续努力!

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有意思,谢谢楼主。。。。。。。。

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