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做爱的地方[爆笑]

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做爱的地方[爆笑]

有位男子去找他的家庭医师,


他问:『医生,我要结婚了,但我跟我女朋友都是第一次,


你可以告诉我们该怎麽做吗?』


医生是看著男子长大的,


听到这个问题有点儿不自在


於是看了外面一下然後说:『看那边,有看到公园的两只狗吗?


看到它们在做什麽吗?回家照著做就没错了.』


两个月後,他们又见面时,


医生问:『性生活如何??


男子回答说:『很好啊,只是在公园里做真的有点冷,而且还会有人偷看.』

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